Tuesday, April 29, 2008

fark ferk firk fork furk

fark online games.......fark RO, fark maplesea, fark luan, fark runescape, fark cabal, fark u!!!!
yes, all these are MMORPG online punye, fark u because ur sins are more than those like Dota,Starcraft,cs, shooting games, hitman,GTA..........
Why I despises u!!!! Coz u are too time-consuming, too addictive, and too stupid in principle......
Whats the point of playing these games??????? U play everyday for 1 year.....just to see your character level up ......then after a year no one plays the game anymore.....hell shit what happen? u just wasted your time......playing everyday more than you play Dota or SC.....Play games that end in a short time......not neverending!!!! Play dota la.....can tong people......bo song can leaver.....beyond godlike u noe how syok anot??? I wicked sick oso wat to shoot adi.....UNLESS you want to kao lui......plz dun play online RPG......too stupid....care more for you GF.......BF......or just go dota like hanz........

Heck.....I just failed my interview so GG...

Friday, April 25, 2008

800 Km in 19 hours

We took off at 7.30 am to one world hotel......8 AM we took first coach bus heading to the city lion.....we had a brunch interval in machap....this place is great for tourist becoz there are many flies there, and many means MANY, a place that breeds flies, for 1 minute the bus door was opened, hundreds of flies fly inside the bus....zzzzzzz.....with this type of hygiene they are selling foods there.....ok we reach the sg immigration at 2nd link....fuuh....they scanned tru everything.....of course the JI guy executed a prison break, and there were 2 guards holding machine gun.....If I were to run at them they would have shot me.
Heck we reached Novena only at 2.30.....well, ntu is near 2nd link but the bus doesnt allow us to stop anywhere near ntu but only novena......Ok so i have 1 hour left to make it to ntu, since they asked me to arrive there 30 minutes earlier. Luckily we have ezlink card given by our neighbour so it makes things easier....but one of them expired, wasted few minutes.......and then somehow my dad cant pass tru the gate using ezlink, in the end it seems that he had put the wrong side..zzzzzz...
MRT is not that fast, something like LRT but can carry much more passengers. Lioneans like to bring their PSP into the train and play,not fearing snatch thieves..... and you can gap alot of hot chicks in the train as well, wearing their skimpy outfit......lol.....and their field are high quality one, unlike here where field=desert or mud....after gap lui for 45 minutes including changing to east west direction. We reached boon lay at 3.30, so Im late...hooray....and we still have to sit bus to NTU.....luckily we met a very nice student in the name of Chong ....haha...she accompanied us to sit bus and guide us to the SSC......heck the SSC is the highest point of NTU and we have to walk to the top of the hill from the bus stop......like climbing mount everest, as I reached there I oredi gasping....lol....we thanked her......Good Girl Chong......I promised to treat u to dota if I am to accepted to NTU......hahaha....wifout u I could be late by 1 hour
I looked at my watch, its 3.55....so I was late by 25 minutes.....but still 5 minutes b4 interview...I go up......lol the person incharge oredi waiting for me.....lol.....Its gonna to be my turn and Im still in my dirty T-shirt....So I gotta change my shirt i brought along.....as soon as i've changed the guy b4 me came out and now its my turn...zzzz...wtf i dun even have time to rest....zzzz.....lol and my formal shirt doesnt look too good as i didnt have time to tidy up myself after all the hussle tussle....
I went in gasping...there were 3 interviewers.....lol....first question they ask "Why are u so late?" , it seemed that I started wif negative points even b4 i step into the room....nvm....I give other ppl handicap oni....lol....then they ask about my eyesight since it look so serious, and how my eyesight has affected my performance in lab experiments......heck, the interviewers all wear specs and im sure my eyesight are better than them and they asked me this stupid question..zzzzz.....actually they just wanna get the know the candidates better , judging from the question they asked....and they will help u if u cant find the word...like me lau hua=ag....ag...matism??? actually its Astigmatisme....haha....they wanted to know what future plans and insight of the candidates.....and when i gave them my answers it seems that they are writing the word noob on their face oredi......and they ask about my weakness.....strength....ok i said finding gf is the key to overcome my weakness which is introvert, which i not suppose to have said as it is not really a weakness....shit.....and they laugh, ok i was just trying to be funny and I dunno whether that laugh is sarcastic or what..they also ask who brings home our bread and butter...lol I was stunned awhile as i was quite blur...and the interviewer on the right....zzz dunno come back from where his english with dunno wat accent....but im a good listener so no problem....ok i lasted 10 minutes in the interview which is pathetic.......it seems my chances are like using a globin wifout items fighting wif a darkterror wif 6 butterflies...
Ahh.....I saw a guy from TARC B class, which means is fuckinglicious n TG's classmate.....and it happened that he a one of the guy from the TG gang.....lol....I look at him waiting for his response, but it seems that he didnt know me or pretend didnt see me......ok I wave at him after my interview, he waved back but he still doesnt show any expression on his face..he kinda blur, i dunno whether he know me anot...and with him there is 2 aunties smiling at me...zzzz..what happen....it seems after me its his turn.....I want to yo him one but the person in charge asked me for my certs...zzzzz
Ok..4.30 we left the building and sit bus back to boon lay and to lavender MRT......we walked to golden mile complex and my legs are aching....zzz....I hate leather shoes....zzz....it seems the complex are occupied by thais......all the shops there are run by thais....wtf , like chow kit only...and i saw 1 transsexual...a guy in female body, stroking his hair......I felt like vomitting.
Ntu is too big, each hall can be quite isolated....means less noisy, like tarc hostel....=( and where is their sports centre???

Ok we left for kl at 8 pm on a five star bus .....not so five star as they screw up our seats and the bus is pathetic in many sense......we are 2nd in line to the first toll but we ended up overtaken by those behind............zzzz...slow bus.....when we pass the malaysian emigration.......fuuh...so efficient.....they didnt even scan our things or body like lioneans did.....bravo.....
With such a slow bus.....we reach kl at 2 and we reach home at 2.30.....heck at 2 am the pududraya is so freeaking crowded....and taxi drivers begging for passsengers.....also got police there roadblock and looking into the car for our face....zz....dunno for wat.....
Riding bus at night along the north south highway is fun bcoz there are no lights along the way in johor n melaka.......bcoz its so dark and the stars are bright.....the opposite cars coming to lion oso have powerful light and can cause temporary blindness....and our bus almost lost control once......heck they shud just build lights there la.....I watched a guy's anime on his laptop in the bus tru the reflection of my side window.....lol....coz no light....haha

GG

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Interviewer: Why are you late?
Me : I was dota-ing
Interviewer: So dota is more important than this scholarship?
Me : Yes.
Interviewer: Who bring home your bread and butter.
Me : My fren pump me eaglehorn and quarterstaff so I can make Butter-fly.
I dun eat bread only meat coz I'm using Pudge.
Interviewer: So do you think your eyesight will affect your performance in lab experiments?
Me: : Hey, the 3 of you also wear specs ok? do you think that will affect your
dota performance?
Interviewer: Anything u wanna ask?
Me : Did you invite TG here?
Interviewer: @@.....O.o
Me: : Ok fark u.............

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

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LESSON FROM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLINE

MCB+TDR=MMS

MCB=Mini Circuit Breaker
TDR=Timer Delay Relay
MMS=dunno what hai

excerpt from coooooooooooooline:
lee: helo, yi dou hai cooline arr..
xxx: hah?bin go lei ge?
lee: cooline taman mayang arrr, zou sai wun gei arr
xxx: oorrrrr..miehai

Fuuuuhh....I played dota at GL house today......use GG no lag but suddenly i dc-ed...wtf
we 5 v4, coz got 1 guy dunno dc or what.
Use akasha, lvl 9 BOT, 2 nulls, 1 void stone, 1 RoR. 10 creeps denied.......lol
Play until so high suddenlty DC wtf

MCB+TDR=MMS

MCB=Mini Circuit Breaker
TDR=Timer Delay Relay
MMS=dunno what hai

ok pergi buat kerja, sampai sini hari ini

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The return of loongsiu

Yo......This is loongsiu, returning from exile in Cooline.....Thank you Hanz for recommending me to work there. There i met his uncle aunties dad cousins.........Thank you Hanz' auntie for giving me 1 big angpao enough for me to go CC for 100 hours in citytime. Dunno la, maybe 100 hours also cannot play since i so long didnt go citytime. But come May 7th which is the birthday of yang yang the zues user we shall play the whole day.
I may have been in exile for 4 months but i work only 63 days. I feel very relieve now, since i need not go to work anymore, and so sien summore...everyday doing the same thing. But now I still feel very fan coz of the stupid singapore interview. It's stupid coz aeroline doesnt stop near NTU...FArk....Cooline no leng lui, looking at working women are not enjoyable. How i wish to go back to school faster lui, gap TG is most enjoyable.
Ahhh....yesterday I saw CPN......the fattest prefect in CHS beating Boo.....LOL....in SS2. So working life you can see alot of wai hai.
Ok i go berak.