18 PL

NOTE:
This post is only for humans aged 18 above......make sure you count your age before continuing.....IF you don't know how to count your age......I teach you how.....first use the number 2007 and subtract the year u were borned.......If you forgot when u were borned? ASK your MOM......IF u are aged below 18 but insist on continuing, I suggest you tell ur parents about this to have appropiate guidance so that you don't go and rape people in the future, THAT IS IF ur parents are aged 18 and above...otherwise ur parents have to ask for their parental guidance from their parents.....that is YOUR grandparents.....THAT is is ur grandparents are aged 18 n above...this goes on....





Ok , before giving u all to see these pictures I have to clarify that these are not my work.....CHS0924 spam me ......in fact I think some of you have also see this before. So I will like to credit CHS0924 for this spamming.....these horny photographers......The god for creating these wonderful things.......





Ok so now I present the future WONDERS of the WORLD...........that is putting the current Wonders to shame....



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Yo.

Yo. long time no see.....At last there is something that I can blog about.
So today is Soonkim's birthday.....So we planned to go timesquare to celebrate.......The most zha dou is....when I leave the house Jason say he not yet confirm with soonkim......but at least soonkim did turned up.......just to eat lunch and then he sim to MV.\
Ok so I 12.30 reach there .....sit in front of a shop selling shirts......the shop got TV......it shows the animation of the mascot of the shop......very chat funny.....and sohai oso.....So I watch the animation......gap lui.......then only i call my friend......ngam ngam hou so we go to gasoline makan....Inside gasoline quite yeng de......u can choose to sit under the light or under no light.....If you wanted under the light when you are going with ur frens which are of the same sex, they will look at you suspiciously. When I go there I cant help stopping to gap lui.....there is a paradise for our chinese teenagers.......behind our 'room' got leng luis.......syok syok...I even make some contact....haha......there all the waitress waiter is chinese teenagers.....secondary school.......then boys can ask them go.....the waitresses still not bad de....I think they need to go tru audition.....coz most of them reli quite cute de.....though they are lebg....but their service sux man...especially the guys...girls I dun blame them coa they r leng....I plan to work there during holidays....then can kao them......I saw the gals at the room behind me.....wahsai.....leng.......all oso not bad.......though now not skool holidays.......but there got so 7 many students......working ...or playing...or toking.....So we belanja soonkim.......then he sim adi....,left 3 ppl to watch a movie...
So since there are so little options we chose to watch the Bourne Ultimatum.....I have low expectations of this coz I dun have a good impression of the bourne b4 this.....but it turned out to be the best movie ever I ever watched this year......better then 'secret'.....though no leng lui in the movie but the thrillingness compensate for that.....and in front of me oso got tom-boy leng lui.....zhonghoo say oso from tarc.......but the bourne reli abit imba in my opinion......normal dota heroes can carry 6 items.....he can carry 12......1 BOT....4 hearts......4 butterflys......1 BKB.....2 devine.....Imba anot.....u watch the movie then u noe......but i recommend watching this movie for sure....another thing is that it has no opening credit....n I respect the directors n producers....good good...
after the show we go toilet ....fulamakatak.....so many leng lui de.....I can say most of them is as leng as the bio class de......but most of them is unavailable liao looooooooooo.....but stilll the bio class de better la.....haha....I can say that the leng lui density in timesquare surpass my expectation......even higher than sungei wang now......must come frequently liao....after that I sit monorail to my bro's office....
The station is bukit nanas.....I listen I very happy coz the bio class de study in convent bukit nanas de....so the skool must be somewhere there la.....haha.....so today i sat 3 trains......not bad not bad.......unfortunately I cant find the skool.....haih......
then on the way my bro send me home......near the exit to jalan duta....I saw a car in the opposite direction!!!!!!!!!I mean there is 4 lanes n he is in the 2nd lane facing all the cars moving ahead.....I'm not sure how he ended like that but i saw he got surrounded by many motorcyclist.......there also got many motorcyclist.....park aside there watching movie......sohai mat rempits........diu 9 them..

so today I spend about RM31......wet 4-5 hours.......uhan's burday i spend RM40.....wet 24 hours..So decide for urself what should u do for celebrating ur fren burfday.......

I TELL YOU WHY I AM A GOOD BOY

1. I haven't use a single cent this month.
2. I haven't visit CC for 10 days.
3. I oni da fei kei. Didn't diao b4.
4. The oni rough words that come out from my mouth is "diu". That is if I pawn people in dota
5. I save a lot of money .............................................................................in the CC
6. I ONLY scolded my mom once. errrr....that is 9 years ago..
7. I no GF.
8. I study 4 hours a day for 10 days..................................since there is no CC near my house.
9. Got what to eat I eat wat..
10. I only supported 1 team since my birth.
11. I didn't diao a girl if she reject me.
12. I didn't harass a gal b4....I gap oni...
13. I didnt ask for a new phone.....
14. I didnt plan to further my studies coz I want to save $$$$$$$ for my parents.
15. I'm a good boy cause I'll stop writing this stupid stuff...

7 Xien.....

Lanjiao.....stay at home = rot
Looks like I need to start playing starcraft......bye bye dota...
XIennn arr.,.....no mood to study.....cannot kao lui.....gap lui oso cannot......xien arrrrrrrrrr
that day hor......pay RM21.5.....play about 8 matches??? Like not enuf oni...haha.....looks like go CC is not cheap at all.......mou siong gon.....zui gan yiu hou wan.....
WTF the book i borrowed didnt even start to read tru yet......reli hailat.....A-level I'm a goner...
Deng I need to do something interesting.....
HAIH WHY U LEAVE ME ALONE>><>>>>>>>

U all see my post oso noe I goin to eat shit le........reli xien dou hai......everyday study ......sleep.....
play neopets.....watch bleach.....xien..........

GG