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Interviewer: Why are you late?
Me : I was dota-ing
Interviewer: So dota is more important than this scholarship?
Me : Yes.
Interviewer: Who bring home your bread and butter.
Me : My fren pump me eaglehorn and quarterstaff so I can make Butter-fly.
I dun eat bread only meat coz I'm using Pudge.
Interviewer: So do you think your eyesight will affect your performance in lab experiments?
Me: : Hey, the 3 of you also wear specs ok? do you think that will affect your
dota performance?
Interviewer: Anything u wanna ask?
Me : Did you invite TG here?
Interviewer: @@.....O.o
Me: : Ok fark u.............