I find this funny

I find this funny...good editing skills
http://ghostline.wordpress.com/2007/12/20/merry-kerismas-greetings-from-bolehland/

Malaysia's fedex delivery

Everyday we read the newspaper we read about the PM pledge this pledge that.....zzzzzz.....everytime I read the paper I also sien already. Why leh? Pledge this pledge that but never do it. No wonderafter 50 years Malaysia still developing slowly.Let's look at BN 2004 manifesto.
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employment

-provide jobs by sustaining high economic growth

-retraining programme for unemployed

yes, they did a good job in this sector by providing jobs to bangladeshi and pakistani and foreign workers.....employment rate in malaysia is still low

education

-emphasis on quality education,meritrocracy

-access to loans and scholarships

-increased number of higher education institutions

yes, good meritrocracy system in Malaysia universities....that's why malaysia can drop in the top universities ranking mar...more higher education institutions means the gov have to spend more time and money to help each institution....remember quality is moreimportant than quantity.6 zealots is better than 20 zerglings.

A more matured democracy,channels for participation

-more platforms to debate social issues

-more avenues for young people to engage in civil society

-reach out young people in nation building

YA, Malaysia's democracy is the best in the world because it doesn't allow street protests. I didn't see more platforms to debate socialissues, that's why only got demonstration mar. you think no hindraf the government will make the hotline...blah blah....talk to indians NGO? Hindraf come out only they go do something...zzzzzzz....yet they discredit hindraf...

yes , young people can engage in civil society now by rempit-ing at night, malaysia reach out young people in nation building by hiringmat rempits into umno.....good move

press freedom in malaysia is decreasing...reporting inaccurate stuffcontrolled by the gov....that's why malaysia's ranking in press freedom drop mar....now they are about 40 something ...from last

space for expression

-encourage constructive discussion and criticism

YA, they like to listen to criticism.....errr....not negative criticism but positive one.....negative criticism=rubbish

-encourage creativity and openness and sensitive to differences

YA, they are sensitive to our racial differences and show their creativity in showing their openness by sheathing the keris....and say let's bath this keris with the xxxxxxx blood......yay

personal safety

-reduce crime by improving enforcement

oh really? How come my handphone kena rompak one? why tarc so many people rape? in fact crime rate in malaysia in increasing everyday...because the police prefer to do roadblock insteading of patrolling...they want to create a maze for drivers...then police also like tochase after the whistle-blower....beepbeep

A clean, efficient government anti-corruption

-crackdown corruption without fear or favour

yes, I think they did great, now the number of malaysia in thecorruption ranking list has increased!!!errr number bigger better right?imagine a simple policeman have a wealth of 27 million or more...thanthe zakaria mansion with 21 toilets....wow....he broke another record.How come he let go off the hook?

-enforce preventive measures

I didn't see this happening. I think preventive measures here means prevent their corrupted cronies from getting sued

Better Public services

-improve proffesionalism in all government agencies

yes, good services provided by bankers and police...in bank,when you forget to fill in a particular they ask you to come backagain...so lazy even to write a few more letters...they say you can make a report at any police station, really?? I don't see police in kl care about what happen in selangor....they will answer "sorry you come to the wrong police station" ..yay ...day off.

-cut red tape and improves access

ya, their website outdated and always kena people hacktalking about cutting red tape.....I think they are making more redtapes.....first they put a panel, then they make another panel...they like to put so many panels to investigate, where as they canstraight use the royal commision....the only effiecient thing they do is the ISA,
1st class infrastruture,1st class mentality

infrastructure

-improve access and affordability of ICT services

-improve public transport system

yes, now you can trap in lrt....so you can gap the leng lui opposite you longer.at first the monthly pass is RM70 ..now RM100...very cheap.internet slow like shit, they still hate torrent...

-sufficient space for relaxation and recreation

Yea, more CC is built, I saw tbun everywhere....but I can't find a proper place to kick a ball and jog.....

mentality

-encourage civic conciousnessyes, people still throw rubbish into river.

-heighten gender-senstitivity and mutual respect

SURE!!! MPs shown good examples in the parliament.....what word they also can think off.....bocorla....tunnel-la....even asking a girl to fight with him-nurture sense of care of environment and amenities..they should learn form starhill...-nurture individuals with strong character and positive values....like khairy lor....nazri lor.....calling people beruk lor...err...negative value times negative value also positive mar...

PM said the things he promised cannot be delivered in short time...all is long term one....so cannot expect so fast can see the results

yala, I want farm 1 divine rapier 10 minutes can mer? But he forgot that everything is going downhill now, education la, corruption la, services la, employment la,freedom la, all is dropping in terms of ranking........so how you expect to achieve results in the future when things are going downhill? This is a sign that what the gov doing is not right......we may not want to see the results now, but at least we need to see marked improvement in various sectors.....not deteriorating progresses.........You think you feed 10 times in dota you can farm 1 divine rapier?? Can la but by that time the enemy already got 6 divine rapier........Malaysia gov cannot deliver because no fedex mar.......cannot blame them one.....

the gov like to boast that Malaysia economics is growing la....stable la.....but they are too easily complacent...compare with singapore, they are developed, yet their rate of development is on par with those who are developing, maybe even better. True, singapore is small so its easier to control....but we have more natural resources, singapore has none, we have water, singapore need to buy from us, we have oil, singapore no oil, we have so much land , singapore just an island....but where are we compare to singapore?? they earn much more than us.....the gov also like to say they have reduced poverty to 5.7%......what is their borderline? RM1000 per month?

Last time the poverty line maybe RM 500, now still RM 500 .......of coz poverty decrease la because money smaller ma....they too smart to forget to take inflation into account....now, even RM2000 per month is not enough....how to go CC?

GG